[They not only got sidetracked from the initial goal, but also got sidetracked from the secondary goal... TEAMWORK.]

Mm, you can! The root and the seeds. The root has a soft texture with a nice, crisp finish! The flavor is really mild, so it goes well in all kinds of dishes. The seeds are creamy and sweet once you get them out of the pods - very good snacks! We used to steal the ones from our neighbor's lake all the time when I was a kid, hah.

[He's a fuckin hooligan.]