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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-07 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Right? That's what I thought! Isn't it too sad?

[He doesn't actually care but he's HAMMING IT UP ANYWAY.]

All of my efforts for nothing...
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-07 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Bless Escha for finding him entertaining either way.]

You have a way of cheering everyone up, don't you? What a wonderful thing! I feel better already - you've soothed my broken heart.
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-07 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL CHEERER-UPPER.]

You should start charging for it. It would be a pretty lucrative business around these parts, I think!
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-07 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Neither has Wei Wuxian, wow. This is terrible.]

Do you think? They'd certainly appreciate your curries, at least. That's a start!
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-07 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Apple chicken sausages are very popular so that's fair, honestly. He's definitely peering curiously as she adds the apples, though...]

You really do like apples, don't you?
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-07 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! I see, I see. We had specialties like that where I came from, too. Lotus and loquat, especially! Have you had either?
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-07 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
You should come visit Lotus Pier someday, then! [Just don't tell anyone "oh yeah I know Wei Wuxian", that would end very badly, he thinks and does not say.]

There are lotuses as far out as you can see in every direction when they're in season. It's a sight nowhere else in the world can call claim to! ...Our world, at least.
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-07 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Can't believe he came here to ask Escha serious questions about demons but now he's distracted talking about lotuses. He leans over, curious.]

What effect do lotuses in your world have? They don't have any particularly interesting properties on their own in mine - that I know of, anyway.
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-07 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Meanwhile he loves learning about the SCIENCE and MAGIC and MAGIC SCIENCE in other people's worlds, so he's listening to her raptly and definitely paying more attention to that than her cooking.]

Oh, I see! Goodness! They really would be incredibly useful, in that case. And most parts of them are so tasty, too - it's win-win, yes?
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-07 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[They not only got sidetracked from the initial goal, but also got sidetracked from the secondary goal... TEAMWORK.]

Mm, you can! The root and the seeds. The root has a soft texture with a nice, crisp finish! The flavor is really mild, so it goes well in all kinds of dishes. The seeds are creamy and sweet once you get them out of the pods - very good snacks! We used to steal the ones from our neighbor's lake all the time when I was a kid, hah.

[He's a fuckin hooligan.]
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-07 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You can! Or rather, I know you can use them as a filling in some sweets. Have you ever had mooncakes before? They're lovely! My favorite have lotus seed paste as the filling.

[He'd absolutely just eat around the yolk and save it for later.]
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-07 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I have the gist of it memorized!

[What does that even mean. This attempt is going to go disastrously.]

It should be enough to make something that's somewhat similar, at least.